I've decided that I’m going to become a TV weather girl just so that I can annoy the snot out of people by jumping up and down and getting all excited every time there’s snow in the forecast.
Sometimes, you just have to tell big, fat lies to your kids.
I wonder if the guys who stand there in road construction holding the “SLOW” signs ever flip it around to “STOP” just to mess with people. If they don’t, they should. They look pretty bored.
Thanks to email and word processing software, I’ve pretty much lost all ability to write the old fashioned way. I can barely sign my name anymore when I have to.
Along those same lines, I really miss birthday cards and just-because notes, the kind that come in an envelope in your mailbox.
I wish I were brave enough to talk to myself even when people are watching.
John Cougar Mellencamp should not sing Christmas songs. No, not ever.
When I’m a grandma, I want to have the house with the big back yard where all the families gather for cookouts and birthday parties.
I think talent should stand on its own. It’s not fair that a college degree often trumps talent. Of course, I might feel differently if I’d been smart enough to finish college back in the day.
There’s no such thing as too much cilantro.
I really wish that smacking other people’s kids in the mouth wasn’t so frowned upon.
I hate these.