Jergens Natural Glow Lotion. Every spring, this stuff becomes my new BFF. Well, for a few weeks anyway. What can I say? I'm not very loyal. A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on my couch watching a movie with my kids, when I noticed my bare foot sticking out of the bottom of my dark-colored pants. The bleached out tone of my skin contrasted against the blackness of my clothes was reminding me of something, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was. Then it hit me. You know those little plastic moons and stars you can buy to hang from your kids' bedroom ceiling, so that when you turn off the lights, the room is instantly transformed into a tiny little solar system? You know that sort of greenish-white glow they take on when the lights go out? That was it! That was the color of my foot. I was sure that if we had lost power at that moment, it would have been perfectly all right, because we could have easily followed the glowing appendage protruding from my pant leg, which was emitting enough light to rival a Studio 54 disco ball. So, you see, there's pasty white skin, then there's bright-enough-to-read-a-book-by-it skin. Mine was definitely the latter. But no more. I busted out my Jergens and I've ramped it up to a lovely shade of ashen. This stuff works.
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Love it, Jacey. I am feeling the same way. Maybe I should try the Jergens.
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